Much like the Wyld Stallyns of mythology, Bill & Ted, we are setting out on an adventure, and like their's it promises to be most excellent. From the snow-capped mountains of Delaware to the dusky plains of Tennessee, from the brownstones of Louisiana to the awe-inspiring skyline of Cleveland, we are going to see it all. If our sojourn brings us near to you, please join our merry gang, if only for one glorious evening. We promise good music and good company, including noted doom-step grindcore octet The Dawn Drapes and the scarlet knight himself, Dame Jordan Hull. In the words of Jimi Hendrix, "TO INFINITY AND then just keep going, you'll see it on the left."